tetractys: (KHOOR KHOOR)

june 2, audio

[personal profile] tetractys 2018-06-02 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
BECAUSE HE ALSO KIDNAPPED SOMEONE! IT'S A RESCUE OPERATION!

I MEAN, REALLY, CONSIDERING WHAT HAPPENED WITH THAT CANNIBAL GUY, WHO CAN BLAME ANYONE FOR GETTING A LITTLE VIOLENT OVER THEIR FRIENDS BEING LOCKED UP SOMEWHERE?

NO IDEA! HE JUST GAVE ME A CABIN NUMBER AND SAID HE HAD A PRESENT. AND I'M NOT STUPID!
tetractys: (KHOOR KHOOR)

june 2, audio

[personal profile] tetractys 2018-06-02 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
BECAUSE BESIDES THAT THIS IS A GOOD THING TO DO, NO ONE CAN HELP IT IF SOMEONE LIKE ME CONVENIENTLY ARRANGES YOU AN OPPORTUNITY TO SET HORSERIVER ON FIRE!
tetractys: (KHOOR KHOOR)

june 2, audio

[personal profile] tetractys 2018-06-02 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
OH SEE I WAS REALLY HOPING FOR FIRE?

COULD I TALK YOU INTO A HAIR SPRAY FLAMETHROWER?
tetractys: (KHOOR KHOOR)

june 2, audio

[personal profile] tetractys 2018-06-02 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I DON'T HAVE HAIR EITHER! BUT WE HAVE A SPA NOW! THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME LYING AROUND.

ANYWAY, THREE-FOURTEEN. I'LL MEET YOU ON THE THIRD FLOOR.